Oh. my. god. I thought this whole post was too hilarious for words, and then I checked out the link. I mean, Hannibal Crossing? The Teutonic Ten? And all described in charming, lightly flawed English by the humorous and coyly snarky CEO. I know where I'm shopping for dux_arturis's Christmas present.

Thank you so much for posting this link; it totally made my afternoon.

"You can have this Chippendale chest when you pry it from my cold, dead hands." Roflcopter!