BioShock Reviews, day 3

[alexxkay]

IGN: 9.7
Shacknews: this site doesn't score, but glowing text.
Team Xbox: 9.5
UGO: Grade A
GamePro: 5/5
Meristation: 10/10
This last is a Spanish-language site. Here's a babelfish of some of their bullet points:

The best thing

* Practically everything.
* Magnificent artistic design.
* Excellent comunión of music and sound.
* Absorbent and terrorífica atmosphere.
* Great finished technician.
* Creative juiceable exposition.
* More than remarkable doblaje to the Castilian.
* It demonstrates that its experience does not need to multiplayer.

The worse thing
* That works of similar caliber with more assiduity do not take place

Sony Defense Force: 5/10. This is a largely parody-oriented site that is mad at us because we didn't launch on the PS3 :-)

Comments

[gyzki.livejournal.com]

I love the juiceable exposition. I am surprised that babelfish couldn't do better with comunión.

Mostly: congratulations still and again! And here's hoping critical love translates into actual sales.

[siderea]

I was gonna say. "Creative juiceable exposition", now THERE's a cover blurb. Alex, can you work that into your resume?

[gyzki.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because I've played Spavento in my time, but I have a sudden un-PC fear that "juiceable" = "useful" or "useable".

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

I expect someone will be along to translate that site for you. Until then, they're amusing!

"Doblaje"

[metageek.livejournal.com]

"Doblaje" means "dubbing"&mdash. (No, I had to look it up; but I had the advantage that I was able to read the Spanish Wikipedia article on it. :-)

[corwyn-ap.livejournal.com]

Absorbent and terrorífica atmosphere.

works on so many levels...