Hmm. I think different parts of the country would have different ideas here. Here in the North, Cupid would have a sheet of ice for us to slip on. In California, he'd be allied with Poseidon. In Georgia, he'd bring fire ants.
Of course, if it's unexpected we're looking for, we could go further afield. He could ride in on a pogo stick (those wings are pretty silly-looking) and play "got your nose!" on you...with pliers.
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Date: 2004-11-20 02:50 am (UTC)Of course, if it's unexpected we're looking for, we could go further afield. He could ride in on a pogo stick (those wings are pretty silly-looking) and play "got your nose!" on you...with pliers.