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2025-02-09 08:54 pm
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Kaos

Kestrell and I recently watched the Netflix series Kaos, and I highly recommend it. It was canceled after a single 8-episode season, sadly. While I would happily have watched several more seasons of it, the first season reaches sufficient closure that I didn't feel left in the lurch.Read more... )
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2025-02-04 11:40 pm
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Today is the one year anniversary of The ER Trip That Led to A Year In Hell. So the universe, to commemorate, has given Kestrell and I Covid.

Due to her medical situation, she can't have Paxlovid, but I picked up mine and have had the first dose. I see why everyone mentions That Taste.
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2024-11-02 11:00 pm

Summoning the voices in your head

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2024/oct/29/acute-psychosis-inner-voices-avatar-therapy-psychiatry

This is fascinating. A new psychosis treatment that involves creating a computerized avatar of the "voices in your head", which the therapist then roleplays. Apparently astonishingly effective.

I'd call it sorcery. It's a novel formulation of "Only summon that which you can put down"; This is summoning an already-present demon *further* into reality, explicitly so that it can then be banished.

There is definitely some black magic mixed in with it of course, because this is being developed in a capitalist society. The procedure is described as "cost-effective" before they discuss its health effectiveness. Similarly, the article's author was not allowed to view some materials because they were "core IP".

Still, if the basic effect turns out to not be snake oil, this could be a huge benefit to humanity.
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2024-08-18 01:36 am
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Using Storytelling Powers For Evil

Reading transcripts of the allegations against Neil Gaiman, there was one thing that really hit me viscerally. Well, one *pattern*, in his case. It's a technique he (allegedly) uses on many women, which I independently discovered in my 20s. I call this technique Using Storytelling Powers For Evil.

Once upon a time, it occurred to me to wonder if I could focus my storytelling powers on one specific audience member, as a way of getting laid. Performing the experiment, this proved to 100% be doable. This remains my single memory that I am most guilty about. I did it that once, and never again. The sex was good, but not remotely worth the guilt.

Having done this myself, I understand the absolute rush of power, the insidious temptation to *use* that power. There but for the grace of god, go I, etc, etc. But this understanding does not create sympathy. It makes me *angry*.

I did it once, and Gaiman seems to have done it for almost forty years It wasn't some complex moral calculus for me; I came to realize I had Done Wrong pretty quickly. Gaiman seems to be at least as morally aware as I am. He has to have *known* he was doing Evil, and consciously decided to continue doing so. Argh.

This is in part a confessional. But I also feel this is a perspective that I don't think many of Gaiman's (former) fans share. Thanks for listening.
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2024-07-12 08:19 pm
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OCR-mancy

Kestrell asked me to OCR an academic article for her, from a pretty poor quality scan. It required major corrections, including typing whole sections from scratch. But in between the correct results and the utter nonsense... was often weirdly oracular-sounding snippets. The text transmogrified, commenting on itself in new ways. It's kind of like the Burroughs/Gysin cut-up technique. I've included some selections below. (Bonus points if you can identify the subject of the original essay.)

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… in this Aim. so much to thai the redaction of al Me to image Instead of substance becomes a bade ingredient … Underlying Swan's obsessive dines 10 …’he gave up waging* to be come … (de Palms 197). 74 and Prolopic). …
…(dr 1‘Jnni 1974) The costumed Window … keep arm—dating … the tape now being mode … every apace within … (which Window finally arts afire) …
…Leroux's neo-Gothic tense … de Maw's … staged aeries of sacrifice … many mnero haw (aped everything cite (dc MOM 1974)
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2023-12-18 03:27 pm
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First gay antiques dealer?

This trope came up in conversation recently. It goes back at least to Agatha Christie's Murder is Easy (1939). But was that the first? I haven't found any prior literature with this trope. Arguably homosexuality was "invented" in 1869, so it's unlikely the trope predates that. I have found a painting of a real gay antiques dealer, who is strongly visually coded as such, from 1926. "Roberto Montenegro’s iconic portrait of the antiques dealer Chucho Reyes (1926) features the limp wrist, the tilted chin, and the wry smile that signified a certain type of man." Anyone else have insight to share on this?
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2023-10-01 09:32 pm

Owls are Made of Knives

I could have sworn I re-posted this at the time, but apparently not, I just emailed Kestrell a copy. So here, for general enjoyment, is the Seanan McGuire Twitter adventure we call "Owls are Made of Knives".


There is an owl in the trees outside my window, hooting like it has been personally dispatched to bring as the Good Word of Athena.
11:49 AM - 16 Feb 2016

The cats are going MOTHERFUCKING GONZO BALLISTIC with excitement. Ever see a 28-lb cat hit the window? SHIT SHAKES.
11:49 AM - 16 Feb 2016

Alice and Thomas just jumped for the window at the same time and collided in midair. This is some Cartoon Network bullshit.
11:52 AM - 16 Feb 2016

The owl is still going.
11:52 AM - 16 Feb 2016

Is this owl here to deliver my Hogwarts letter?
11:53 AM - 16 Feb 2016
82% Yes
18% No
391 votes . Final results

Alice is now snubbing the owl. She is LOUDLY SLEEPING, while Thomas howls in fury at the uncaring window.
11:56 AM - 16 Feb 2016

This is how feline supervillains are made. With an owl, and a window that won't conveniently open.
11:56 AM - 16 Feb 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OWL JUST HIT THE WINDOW
12:28 PM - 16 Feb 2016

WHY OWL WHY NO THOMAS NO DON'T HIT THE WINDOW BACK WHAT THE FUCK
12:29 PM - 16 Feb 2016

NATURE STOP
12:29 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Owl was brown, shaggy, not a barn owl, larger than I like an owl to be when near me, and totally fine.
12:53 PM - 16 Feb 2016

I do not have pictures of Owl, because Owl is JUST FINE, THANKS, and attempted to chase me out of the yard when I went outside.
1:10 PM - 16 Feb 2016

When I say "attempted," read "succeeded in doing so."
1:10 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Nothing says "aren't you lucky to live with me?" like an unexpected dead owl on top of the frozen peas.
1:11 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Owl was not dead. Owl is JUST FINE. Owl made an UNGODLY NOISE, mantled its wings, and ran at me. OWLS CAN RUN.
1:11 PM - 16 Feb 2016

OWLS CAN RUN LIKE HOLY FUCK NOBODY'S FUCKING BUSINESS GO OWL GO PLEASE GO PLEASE GO AWAY.
1:12 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Owl is still in the bushes outside my bedroom window, hooting occasionally. Smug fucker.
1:14 PM - 16 Feb 2016

If Owl does not recover and fly away in an hour or so, I'm going to call Wildlife Rescue.
1:14 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Owl owns my yard now.
1:14 PM - 16 Feb 2016

If I call Wildlife Rescue, I bet THEY'LL let me take a picture without trying to TAKE MY FACE.
1:15 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Pro tip: if you try to do this, an owl may eat your face. A large, angry, aggressive, dazed, teenage owl with talons like knives.
1:18 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Multiple people have now asked for pictures. Y'all, I have no pictures because Owl is BIG, ANGRY, FAST, and POINTY.
1:23 PM - 16 Feb 2016

I enjoy taking pictures of things that are not ACTIVELY TRYING TO MURDER THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND TAKE MY FACE.
1:24 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Owl is NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS. Owl is blaming me for all of its woes. OWL IS MADE OF KNIVES.
1:24 PM - 16 Feb 2016

NO I AM NOT STAGING A POKEMON BATTLE BETWEEN THOMAS AND THE OWL HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
NO.
1:29 PM - 16 Feb 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO
1:36 PM - 16 Feb 2016

OWL NO DO NOT ATTACK THE WINDOW NO
1:36 PM - 16 Feb 2016

I now know what the scream of a frustrated Great Horned Owl sounds like from five feet away. In other news, Alice can levitate.
1:37 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Owl is screaming again, but not attacking the window. It is a different scream this time. I am going to investigate.
1:41 PM - 16 Feb 2016

If I am not back in five minutes, I have just had the best horror movie death I could reasonably expect in this reality.
1:41 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Update: Owl has killed the ever-loving shit out of a mockingbird.
This is the best day of my life.
TAKE THAT, YOU NOISY BASTARDS.
1:45 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Owl is still refusing to come into a position where I can take his picture through my window, but feathers occasionally drift by.
1:51 PM - 16 Feb 2016

There are three more mockingbirds living in those trees, Owl. PLEASE EAT THEM ALL I DO NOT WANT THEM.
1:51 PM - 16 Feb 2016

Hoo hoo, says Owl.
Hoo HOO hoo, says Owl.
FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M HIDING UNDER MOMMY, says my cat.
2:02 PM - 16 Feb 2016

The hooting has stopped. I am going outside again.
2:06 PM - 16 Feb 2016

OWL IS GONE REPEAT OWL IS GONE OWL HAS FLOWN THE FUCK BACK TO WHATEVER UNSPEAKABLE HELL IT WAS SPAWNED FROM
2:10 PM - 16 Feb 2016

GOODBYE OWL
HA HA HA HA YOU DIDN'T GET MY FACE
GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYE OWL
2:11 PM - 16 Feb 2016
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2023-09-18 10:01 pm
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Brotherhood of the Wolf

Today, Kestrell and I finished watching an absolutely bonkers werewolf movie from 2001 called Brotherhood of the Wolf. It's in French, though a decent English dub is available.*

The story is based on a real historical event, the Beast of Gévaudan, where a wolf-like creature ravaged the French countryside for a few years in the 1760s. Many historic details are faithfully recreated in the film, though it veers into extremely fictional territory as well. It's historical romance, it's horror, it's action movie, it's mystery, it's political conspiracy thriller, it's Enlightenment versus Catholicism, it has all the tropes.

Our hero, Grégoire de Fronsac, a soldier by profession but a naturalist by vocation, has been sent by the king, not to catch the Beast, but to taxidermy its corpse (once caught) for return to the court. But Fronsac has his own ideas about what he should be doing. His independence is evidenced by the presence of his right-hand man and blood-brother, Mani, the last survivor of an Iroquois tribe. Mani is pretty awesome, but he is undeniably a Magic Indian, with all the baggage that entails.

Fronsac has relationships with both a Good Girl and a Bad Girl. The Good Girl's brother is our token disabled character, and somewhat of an antagonist for much of the film. There are more tropes throughout, but I don't need to list them exhaustively (and several are major spoilers).

The horror scenes are pretty effective, and the action scenes largely well choreographed. I only cavil because the final fight in the film *seriously* broke my suspension of disbelief. I can accept a hero handily defeating dozens of minions while shrugging off near-fatal wounds, that just goes with the territory. But that final fight almost edges into anime territory for sheer over-the-top gratuitous weapon-fu.

The film's pacing was... odd. Along with all the different genres, there was some unusual storytelling choices. Several times during the film, a major piece of the mystery plot gets off-handedly revealed to the audience in a scene that none of the protagonists are privy to. One of which is the question common to a notable minority of werewolf movies, "Is there really a werewolf here at all, or is there a more mundane explanation?" I won't answer that for you, but I will say that the answer was complex and surprising.

While set in the 1760s, the story is embedded in a frame set during the French Revolution. This has more significance to the plot than is at first apparent. One of the historical details the film adopts is that the king's failure to remove the threat of the Beast damaged the king's political standing. In an age where The Divine Right of Kings is starting to be questioned, but still official dogma, werewolves can be a surprisingly political issue.

Content warnings: Lots of gore and violence, including violence to and by animals. One distressing (though brief) rape scene. Death of some protagonists. A fair amount of R-rated-level nudity, of both men and women (though for most of my readers, I expect that's a plus). Racism (albeit frowned on by the script). Misogyny in the typically casual French way. Mocking of organized religion.

[It occurs to me, as I compose that list, that this story could be an Assassin's Creed videogame with relatively few changes. Right down to, "The final confrontation is ludicrously implausible."]

Not a great movie, but solidly entertaining. Recommended, with caveats.

* I also had the subtitles on and, as is often the case with foreign films, the subtitles and dubbing didn't always agree on how to translate. Usually in minor ways, but I was struck by a pronoun issue. The dub referes to the Beast as "it", whereas the subtitles use "she". The Beast's gender doesn't much matter to the plot, but I felt it gave a very different flavor to the story.
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2023-07-27 12:02 am
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The Dipshit Paradox

A good essay [profile] juliusgoat, which seems related to my own recent post about Censorship and the Nazi bar.

The Dipshit Paradox
Profoundly ignorant? Deliberately malicious and lying? Does it matter? The demand to engage in good faith with supremacists in a musky age.

https://armoxon.substack.com/p/the-dipshit-paradox
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2023-07-26 05:05 pm
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Good Omens (TV version) and Modernity

Kestrell and I were having a conversation about the use of language in Good Omens. She noted that Crowley (and *all* the demons) had "lower-class" accents, while Aziraphale (and many angels) spoke in Received Pronunciation. We talked about how this reflected the British class structure for a while, but I poked at some interesting holes in this model. The angel Sandalphon is *not* upper-crust; he speaks (and acts) like a thug. And Gabriel, of course, speaks (and dresses) like an American businessman. Heaven isn't marked as upper *class*; they're marked as *rich*, almost capitalist.

Then it hit me that there's a very interesting contrast going on. The story makes it clear from the beginning that one of the things that distinguishes Crowley from other demons is that Crowley understands modernity in a way that the other demons simply don't. Aziraphale is the perfect reflection of that. Aziraphale understands the values of *tradition* in a way that the other angels have clearly forgotten, while they have embraced modernity. It seems like most of Heaven took management courses during the twentieth century, and adopted the lamentable "win at any cost" attitude. (As Kestrell put it, "They're Sloanies.")

Not sure whether or not that was consciously intended, but I think it's neat.
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2023-07-18 03:09 pm
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Censorship and the Nazi bar

I recently read an interesting book: What's Our Problem?, by Tim Urban. His basic thesis (grossly oversimplified) is that modern society has become too tribal, and would benefit from becoming more analytical. This is a thesis I agree with, but I found our points of disagreement interesting.

Urban is basically a left-leaning person, addressing a presumed left-leaning audience, so he finds it easy to demonstrate this dogmatic attitude happening on the American right. He spends a much larger amount of the book demonstrating similar behavior on the American left, which makes sense. His presumed audience is going to be much harder to convince of problems with the right than of similar problems with the left. Being on the left myself, I had some strong negative emotional reactions to these chapters. But, in the spirit of the book, I examined those reactions carefully to see if they were *just* emotional, or whether I had any substantive issues.

Urban presents many esamples of what he refers to as "Social Justice Fundamentalism", which can be summed up as regarding certain speech acts as completely taboo, to the extent that people's careers have been ruined by uttering such speech, and this has exerted a significant chilling effect on rational debate. This is the "cancel culture" that many complain about, and I reluctantly cede that it is a real phenomenon.

But I noticed a pattern in all the many, many examples that Urban provided. None of these taboo ideas were *new* ideas. They had all been quite solidly discredited by rational debate already. Most of them were simply factually false. There were some where it was possible to argue a kernel of truth. But the one thing these ideas all had in common was Nazi bars.Read more... )
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2023-06-13 01:41 pm
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Alexx's Patreon Update: June, 2023

Annotated chapters 13 and 14 of Jerusalem. Further details below:Read more... )
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2023-05-19 10:02 pm
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Dream Fragment with Greer

Outside a Buttery Party at night, probably a New Years, judging by the snow. [personal profile] nineweaving wanders out, rather merry. Seeing a lamp post sparks a memory of a joke, or perhaps a vow, decades gone. She throws her arms around the post, exclaiming, "I never knocked you down! I'm so sorry!"

[This made sense in context, but I didn't manage to retain any more of the context through to waking. But I hope it amuses, nonetheless.]
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2023-05-19 05:47 pm
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Dragaera Timeline updated for Tsalmoth

The Dragaeran Timeline has now been updated with information from the latest book, Tsalmoth. Of particular note is a short essay which (I hope) lays out what everyone was actually doing, in a clearer fashion than Vlad ever does in his narration.
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2023-05-14 04:11 pm
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The Artifice Girl (2022)

Anyone who has the slightest interest in science fiction stories about AIs needs to see this film. Seriously.

Trigger warnings: Discussion of child sexual abuse and emotional abuse; one short but distressing fistfight.

The setup is that a brilliant young man has created an artificial girl as a honeypot to catch pedophiles. She started out as a modified chatbot, but after he worked on her for a while, started to upgrade herself into what might be considered an AI. Read more... )
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2023-02-18 10:49 pm
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Bagpipes theory

The other day, I ran across the myth of Marsyas, who foolishly challenged Apollo to a music contest. As generally happens, he lost. Apollo skinned him, and, in some versions of the tale, made a wineskin out of Marsyas's hide. Another version says that Marsyas's skin is hung up in a cave, and moves if you play Phrygian music near it. Marsyas was a Phrygian, and some sources suggest that the myth reflects a cultural struggle between Phrygian and Greek musical styles.

I'm writing this post because of a connection I made while Googling about this myth. Could this bag of skin that responds to music and is associated with pipes be... a bagpipe? Apparently, the ancient Hittites may have had bagpipes, so it's not completely out of the question. Could Greek culture have so trounced the acceptibility of the bagpipe that only this echo of an echo of a myth reflects its existence? It's thin evidence, but I think it's a good story :-)
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2023-02-05 01:30 am
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Staircases and Sharks

The Single-Staircase Radicals Have a Good Point

This article pissed me off, for somewhat complex reasons. I agree with many of the goals expressed here. It would be good for staircases to not be brutalist concrete. It would be good for apartments to have more varied floor plans, and to let in more light. It is even good to examine past assumptions that have been baked into regulation and law, and see if they still make sense. But to abandon such a fundamental safety mechanism as a second staircase? This is, to me, madness. Read more... )
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2023-01-09 01:06 pm
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Swamp Thing meets disability

So, I knew about Amy Mullins having prosthetic "cheetah" legs, designed to be incredibly fast. And I knew that she had some ornamental "glass" legs. But I only today learned that she has a pair of legs primarily made of *soil*, with potatoes and beets growing in them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ0iMulicgg&ab_channel=TED
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2022-11-24 02:38 pm
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Uncle Sven archive

Ursula Vernon is one of my favorite authors, and also a great Twitterer. She has a fondness for getting into arguments with trolls. When she gets bored of such an argument, she sometimes ends it by going off into stories about her (presumed mythical) Great Uncle Sven. Since Twitter could vanish at any moment, I have taken the precaution of archiving the Uncle Sven stories I am aware of. Enjoy!Read more... )
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2022-11-23 02:53 am
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1899 review

Netflix's recommendations pushed this series at me, probably because I watched all 3 seasons of Dark, an earlier show by the same creators. That was an extremely twisty time-travel epic that mostly held together and made sense, no mean feat. It was, as you might guess from the title, quite grim and not for everyone, but I liked it a lot. So Kes and I checked out 1899 together. (Very minor spoilers.)

Early impressions were: "Lost on a period steamship." This was not promising, as I loathe Abrams-style mystery boxes. But the goodwill from Dark left me confident that this was not such a box. And at any rate, the characters and setting were interesting, and the weird elements were tantalizing, so it held our interest.

Read more... )