Excellent "review" of Troy

[alexxkay]

Snarfed from siderea:

Rage -- Goddess, sing the rage of the shade-sighted selkie,
Cranky, snarky, who bought a ticket for Troy,
went into the theatre, sipped cola, gazed at the big screen,
sighed as the gaudy trailers moved towards their end.
Begin, Muse, when it became apparent
something here was really, really, really wrong.

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