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In the latest issue of PC Gamer, there is an ad for an MMO called Zu Online. It contains some extremely quotable material. Here are my favorite two sentences:

Players will be able to taste flying by riding a sword, consubstantiating gods, forging mystic weapons, creating sects and other else amusing.

Zu Mountain has become the pronoun of the millenarian oriental culture of immortals and monkery.

There's a lot more, including a character class called "Bead Fairy". Methinks they need to invest a bit more in their localization team.

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